The machine is a triumph of engineering. Designed by the people
who design things that do stuff, it incorporates genetic engineering, energy state
manipulation, metaphysical power generation, and of course, vegetables. Unfortunately,
it fails to do the single function it is designed for; make good coffee.
The machine, however, is capable of communication, and, by god, you'll regret trying
because all you'll get is me on the other end.
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