The Machine
by creator

The machine is a triumph of engineering. Designed by the people who design things that do stuff, it incorporates genetic engineering, energy state manipulation, metaphysical power generation, and of course, vegetables. Unfortunately, it fails to do the single function it is designed for; make good coffee.

The machine, however, is capable of communication, and, by god, you'll regret trying because all you'll get is me on the other end.

Note: God only knows what I thought this 'machine' thing was supposed to be. At this point, I keep it to obfuscate my contact information more than anything else. Mercifully , I removed the ... thing... I had on the left, and replaced it with another deathbunny.

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